You Want the Tooth? You Can’t Handle the Tooth.

Little Shop of Horrors, Steve Martin as the DentistThis will be real quick. Very much unlike a root canal. How do I know?

I had a root canal.

Throw that in with a bunch of other dental work I’ve been sadly ignoring and you end up with me, stoned on the couch on pain meds for most of the week.

I’m feeling better. Thank you for asking.

So last week was almost entirely a bust in the writing department. On the bright side, I have some very vivid mouth pains and experiences to pull from (some pun intended). You can expect some to show up in a future piece. I’ll tell you now. It won’t be for the faint of heart.

I hope to become productive again soon as I have another dental appointment later this month. Apparently they like you to heal before torturing you further.

So for now I’ll just leave you with this: