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In which I stagger back onto the field, pretending my limp is an intentional pimp-strut.

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“Most of us have two lives. The life we live, and the unlived life within us. Between the two stands Resistance.” -Steven Pressfield, THE WAR OF ART  AKA Mandatory Reading for EVERYBODY. If… Read More

Old friend. Gold advice.

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Last week was spring break, dudes! Spring break at the McLanes! (Or, as it is known in the world of stay-at-home-moms, MANDATORY OVERTIME.) Not that I don’t love hanging with my kid. I… Read More

Does it explode?

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This post was brought to you by too much coffee. Also my WordPress Dashboard has lost it’s dang mind, so I’m sorry if the photos are ridic because I can’t even preview.) There… Read More

La-Z Girl

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We have one of those overstuffed La-Z Boy style armchairs, purchased at the same time as our couch. Sometimes people think the chair is my husband’s. Those people are wrong. So wrong. It… Read More

I don’t like your Puppy, George Saunders. Will you marry me?*

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*George Saunders is married and so am I so I don’t really want to marry him so much as eat his brains and absorb the fatty genius within. But not until he writes… Read More

It’s Impending Publication Time!

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Daily Science Fiction is going to be publishing my story “The Small Print”. If you already have a subscription to DSF, you will get to see the story in your mailbox on this… Read More

Tuesday Confesh: Deflatulating My Fat Head

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All families have their own catchphrases and in-jokes. In my house growing up, it was Not Cool to be late to anything, ever, so we had Stop Farting Around. Always preceded by the… Read More

Etymologiblog: Rise of the Wraith

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DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT A LINGUIST. I ONCE WAS A CHILD WHO READ THE DICTIONARY FOR FUN. I GREW UP INTO A WOMAN OBSESSED WITH ASSONANCE AND CONSONANCE*, DENOTATIONS AND CONNOTATIONS. THESE ARE… Read More

Battle torn

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I do not know where to start. These words are the first I’ve written in weeks. First it came for my husband. Then it took my son. I fashioned Gatling guns that spat… Read More

Your Pyramid of Elephants Are Standing In The Ring

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(So this post is related to a topic idea S.C. had, and since it just happened to me a few hours ago I’m gonna go ahead and steal his thunder a tiny lil… Read More

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