3 Things This (or any other) Writer Wants for Xmas

Xmas Tree‘Tis the season to be making a list, checking it twice, giving it to a beta reader, revising it, and eventually going out shopping to fill it. Dad’s are easy. Anything gadgety, and they’re good to go. Mom? If you can’t make her cry with sentiment, go for the jewelry. Then deal out the gift cards for the rest.

But what about that writer in your life? What could make that spinner of tales feel the yuletide cheer? Amy and Amy gave great ideas earlier in the week, and I’ll ditto each of their lists. Adding to them, I give you my list:

Scrivener

Scrivener is a program available for both Mac and Windows users. It’s designed to help keep those long and pesky novels in an easily organized manner that makes structuring and rearranging the novel a million times easier. It breaks down the story to individual chapters or (even better) scenes. No more separate .doc or .docx files to get jumbled or lost like a sock in the dryer. The whole book is in one project in one place. It also includes distraction-free writing, timers, goals, and more. I could go on for an entire post on the benefits. Others already have, so I’ll move on. Price: Mac $45 / PC $40. Discounts available for students and educators.

Writer’s Retreat

This falls under the category of giving your writer time. Vacations are taken for many reasons, whether it’s something fun for the kids, your job whisks you to a convention, or your significant other is looking for something romantic. Why not schedule some time for them to write amidst scenery that sparks creativity? Find a place that resonates with your writer. Taking a hike through the red rocks of Sedona always gets me itching to pound out some prose. Maybe you have an aunt that is willing to let you use her cabin for a few days. All your writer really need is a bed and a desk. Guaranteed, it will be a weekend your writer will be thankful for. Price: Depends on who you know and where you goWarning: Writing Retreats are habit-forming.

Personal Space

I mean this on a couple of levels. The most obvious of which is, let your writer write. If you see your writer in the throes of prose, leave them be. The slightest distraction can throw off their entire groove and have them resenting you the rest of the day. True story. I’m also talking about an actual space to do their work. Yes, writing is work, not some hobby we tinker with when we’re not catering to your whims. Show your writer you care by creating a work space that is their own. A room would be ideal, but a small corner with a desk would be more than enough. Maybe a cork board or wall to pin up notes, or a privacy screen to help block out annoying distractions. Giving your writer space lets them know that what they do matters. Price: Minimal square footage.

FOUR Things… to get your pet writer for the holidays

Do you have one of those delightfully cranky and lint-covered writers on your gift list this year? Here are 3 things… (well, four, I cheated) to get your writer.

3. A mini-laptop. I upgraded from a fancy lemon of a laptop to a notebook this year. I get a lot of questions about how I like it from my fellow students in writing. It is completely awesome. It’s very portable, cheaper than a full-on laptop, has enough juice to run Word, and store all my document files. I can browse the internet, but sometimes have a hard time with videos, which is actually perfect because I’m not supposed to be watching videos, I’m supposed to be writing. I love my notebook so much it’s become my primary machine. This is mine, I got it from Toshiba Direct.

BLUE STEEL II

If the writer in your life needs a computer upgrade, try one of these.

2. A gift certificate to a bookstore:Powell’s or Amazon or Barnes and Noble or your local shop.
There is a misconception that gift certificates are impersonal, but I promise a gift certificate to a bookstore will delight any writer, and will be received and used with joy. Because you’re not just giving the pleasure of a book; you’re also giving the pleasure of the book-shopping experience. It’s like double presents to us.

1. A laser printer. Oh god, a laser printer.

Because a good writer ALWAYS prints his work. A nice black-and-white laser printer will make your writer’s life. I’ve wanted one since they first came out and were uber expensive, now they seem to run about as much as a standard printer. CNET has a roundup of their favorites here.

I know two of my three mentions are pricey, so I’m throwing in this SPECIAL HONORABLE MENTION: THE ECONOMY BEING WHAT IT IS EDITION: The number one, completely free and very best gift you can give the writer in your life: free time.

At least a day. Get up early on a weekend and evacuate the house (super bonus points if you cleaned the house the day before if your writer notices and is bothered by such things, otherwise he/she may spend the time cleaning). Take the kids/dog/insanity with you. All day. Go away all day long. Come back at 7 pm with pizza (or make sandwiches). Deliver dinner to your writer, and then retreat. Put the kids/dog/insanity to bed, watch Breaking Bad by yourself until your writer emerges, bleary-eyed and strange. Your writer may be talkative, or completely silent, cheerful or crabby, and just go with the flow on that. No matter what, they ARE supremely grateful.

And there you have it, four things that’ll really stuff your writer’s stocking.